Tuesday, March 04, 2008

i'm having trouble


prize for whoever helps me help this:
a whole thing of candy beans

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

A haiku

What i wrote today?
well, there were those two bad checks
and this bad haiku.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

etchings-onto photos that wound up not turning out

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Peels Depraved



WeirdClassNotes
revisited

and


Collab with
ScottGelber

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

HALF-LIFE


class notes-slushy-loss of quality

Monday, December 18, 2006

BROTHER KYLE


recently discovered! kyle pictures! of my brother, kyle!

ps. we're twins

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

PINKY


"don't just eat that hamburger...
eat the HELL out of it."










also: to view ANIMATED and De-evolved mongoloid matt borda- click here.
http://pallies.hebronix.com/d/mattoloid.wmv

Monday, November 06, 2006

DIAL UP CONNECTION




[more "ancient found things", i guess.]

cover of art history notebook

part of failed "ghost of bee on mountain peak picture book" series.
evolved from still life drawing assignment.


also, free gift! typewriter drawing from florida year 200something, [you know, the one with alla the hurricanes, but not that really bad one].

About Me

My photo
It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking It's a friend, and it's a companion, And it's the only product you will ever need Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff, Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange, And it gives you denture breath And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion