Thursday, February 11, 2010

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

how do i feel?

-money sticks to itself
-i'd be happy if i never got an email ever again
-fun tends to be either illegal, expensive, or far away
-i miss girls and stuff
-sometimes feel like a super hero
-i am talking back to the internet
-on the up and up so to speak
-give him what for
-time out for fun

Thursday, July 02, 2009

adieu, adieu, parting is such dumb sorrow

i like this because this sam beam character looks remarkably like my brother, kyle, were he maybe just a bit hairier. not to mention its pretty music . also, i love you blogger and thats why i'm leaving. (i can't quit you baby so i'll put you down for a while)

besides i have a 'u' key that sticks.

Friday, June 26, 2009

i just 'bing'ed 'google'.


Wednesday, June 24, 2009

don't fucking touch me

I said, "Doctor, (Doctor!) Mr. M.D., (Doctor!)
Now can you tell me, tell me, tell me,What's ailin' me?"(Doctor !)
He said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yes, indeed, all you really need is good lovin'!
(as well as this bottle of Sulfacetamide Sodium Opthalmic Solution.")
good lovin'!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

break at work

drinking coffee and rainwater in even ratio, [the coffee for the antioxidant properties, rain for the oxidants] and the kid says to me over the din
"this gets repetitive"

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It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking It's a friend, and it's a companion, And it's the only product you will ever need Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff, Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange, And it gives you denture breath And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion