Thursday, September 25, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
"Goats are currently devouring downtown L.A."
this is what i heard out of context on the news this morning.
Weird cartoon images, you know? Nightmarish scenes of a goat apocalypse.
"don't goats eat trash?", i'm thinking, "wow, how apropos.
"awesome". things like that.
so all morning long i'm daydreaming about this. hordes of goats. paths of goat destruction. etc.
celebutantes waking to find their world a wasteland- and goats maliciously nipping at the hired help, who in vain beat at them with broomsticks and garden hoses-stuff like that.
The fuckers are taking taking over!
The reality of this, however, is nowhere near as cool as i imagined.
evidently, when the news anchor said "Downtown LA" , what he meant to say was "A two and a half acre lot in downtown L.A."
The promo also failed to mention that the goats are there ON PURPOSE- a greener method of clearing land. no motors, etc. Which is awesome and all. but i'm still real disappointed.
left with nothing but this god damned impending math quiz to worry about.
but there is also this.
Monday, September 08, 2008
Friday, September 05, 2008
what i mean to say is i give you this in real life and you finish it and keep it AS YOUR OWN STUFF!
friday, last kayaking maybe of summer (wait it's fall)because instead of rivers i'm going to have to spend my free time in "tech centers" or "facebook labs" or whatever
also out there not paddlin anymore thinking to myself i need a new outlook on shit feelin like those dudes in the movies who are lookin for a new outlook on shit.
then saw an abandoned and half-inflated raft washed ashore and started daydreaming about dead or missing rafters which was a drag. i wonder how many day-trips this has utterly ruined.
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- Keith Bush
- It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking It's a friend, and it's a companion, And it's the only product you will ever need Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff, Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange, And it gives you denture breath And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion