It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
It's a friend, and it's a companion,
And it's the only product you will ever need
Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff,
Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job
And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange,
And it gives you denture breath
And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion
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I tried to read Naked Lunch, and all it did was give me low self-esteem. The soft machine was semi-understandable... Read Ginsberg, he's funny
chin up buckero
We should probably get together more often
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