Monday, December 18, 2006


recently discovered! kyle pictures! of my brother, kyle!

ps. we're twins

Wednesday, November 15, 2006


"don't just eat that hamburger...
eat the HELL out of it."

also: to view ANIMATED and De-evolved mongoloid matt borda- click here.

Monday, November 06, 2006


[more "ancient found things", i guess.]

cover of art history notebook

part of failed "ghost of bee on mountain peak picture book" series.
evolved from still life drawing assignment.

also, free gift! typewriter drawing from florida year 200something, [you know, the one with alla the hurricanes, but not that really bad one].

Friday, September 22, 2006

Ancient Found Things

in this computer i found pictures that i made a long time ago.

can i borrow your internet?

also, ps. this just in. wolfglase (tugger aka "herewe go!") has been sighted alone at the rendezvous. ironic right? anyhoo. we've got exclusive photos.

also again, matt borda clones are taking over kind of . ninth grade and relatively recent versions march on. hide your girlfriends.

Friday, July 07, 2006

dude, ranch stains.

all i got was this lousy keychain that is shaped like a t-shirt.

Friday, June 09, 2006



This is what it would look like if i beefed up, went back in time, and got my picture taken with Mitch Hedberg!

kind of a dick in person.

About Me

My photo
It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking It's a friend, and it's a companion, And it's the only product you will ever need Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff, Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange, And it gives you denture breath And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion