It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
It's a friend, and it's a companion,
And it's the only product you will ever need
Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff,
Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job
And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange,
And it gives you denture breath
And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion
2 comments:
WOW cool keith
not only are these great but you also drew me for once in the 10 years weve been buds.. wish you didnt go to bed early tonight.
is this where you wanna be when batman comes back?
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