Wednesday, October 15, 2008

SLOWNESS


Q: are professors jerking off their own brain on YOUR TIME?
feeling generally ANTSY?
wrecked on the lee shore of FUN?
can't get down to brass tacks?

SOLUTION:
skip town with several books, get stuck in traffic, crawl up a river a little while. smell like fall and moldy life vests, make a delicious sandwich (for the dog to steal half of, but what the hell, right?)
read while sipping at reheated coffee.
make your work work for you, work without realizing it, work out of doors, then bring it back inside, don't think about your work, work later, work a bit now, take a break from work, then another, half-ass your work. tell your work to go fuck itself, apologize to your work, (it is a forgiving thing, after all, it needs you like you need it). work til work works you, tell your work a joke, work out.
reheat some more coffee.

This is "Git'r'done" country and i'm Git'n'it'together.

Back to work.

"better to have loafed and lost than to never have loafed at all"
---James Thurber

also go see phil elvrum cartoons -similar to that other one up there

1 comment:

Alison said...

Moldy life vests?

(SOLUTION: Actually give up fifteen minutes of your life to watch Thriller. I just lost a little respect for myself.)

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